Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
I wanna convert you, I wanna make you…eat meat
I can do it to you gently
I can do it with an animal’s grace
I can do it with chicken
I can do it with gourmet taste
Chorus:
But either way
Either (way), either way
I wanna convert you
I wanna make you…eat meat
I can do it to your mind
I can do it to your face
I can do it with beef
I can do it with fish eggs
Chorus
Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
I can do it in a chuscaria
I can do it any time or place
I can do it like an BOSS
To quiet down your rage
Chorus
I can do it with meats of the water
I can do it with meats of dry land
I can do it with sushi
I can do it with my own bare hands
But either way
Either way, you know where it stands
I wanna convert you
I wanna make you…eat meat
Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
Vegan, oh my Vegan
Where did your pleasure go
When the meat came through you
Where did your happiness go
This force is running you around now
Getting you down now
Where is your pleasure now Vegan
Where has your pleasure gone now
Vegan, Angry Vegan…
Based on Poe “Angry Johnny”