Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
\nI wanna convert you, I wanna make you…eat meat<\/p>\n
I can do it to you gently
\nI can do it with an animal’s grace
\nI can do it with chicken
\nI can do it with gourmet taste<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nBut either way
\nEither (way), either way
\nI wanna convert you
\nI wanna make you…eat meat<\/p>\n
I can do it to your mind
\nI can do it to your face
\nI can do it with beef
\nI can do it with fish eggs<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
\nVegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell<\/p>\n
I can do it in a chuscaria
\nI can do it any time or place
\nI can do it like an BOSS
\nTo quiet down your rage<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
I can do it with meats of the water
\nI can do it with meats of dry land
\nI can do it with sushi
\nI can do it with my own bare hands<\/p>\n
But either way
\nEither way, you know where it stands
\nI wanna convert you
\nI wanna make you…eat meat<\/p>\n
Vegan, Angry Vegan, you’re a Carnivore in Hell
\nVegan, oh my Vegan<\/p>\n
Where did your pleasure go
\nWhen the meat came through you
\nWhere did your happiness go
\nThis force is running you around now
\nGetting you down now
\nWhere is your pleasure now Vegan
\nWhere has your pleasure gone now<\/p>\n
Vegan, Angry Vegan…<\/p>\n
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